Death Watch On For Helen Thomas...

One more reason for Dick Cheney to run for President...Helen Thomas has said that if he runs, she will kill herself. This old battleaxe has heckled presidential press secretaries incessantly for years, and her questions are usually along the lines of, "Has President Bush stopped torturing Iraqi babies yet?" In spite of the fact that she is certifiable, she seems to be nearly immortal, so perhaps the only way to get rid of her is if she does the deed herself.

Woo Hoo!! Cheney in '08!!

The Llama Butchers are with me on this...